Zaffy: Mom, I had the worstest day ever.
Me: Oh no! Worse than the last worstest day ever? What happened?
Zaffy: I almost lost my three newest best friends.
Me: Tell me!
Zaffy: Well, my old-new best friend Sydney told my two newer best friends Brooke and Sophia, that I cut in line at the cafeteria. And they believed her!
Me: Well, did you cut in line?
Zaffy: No, I didn’t! I didn’t cut in line!
Me: Of course you didn’t. Is there more?
Zaffy: Yes. Then Brooke told the teacher that I was yelling and the teacher believed her and I got in trouble.
Me: Well, were you yelling?
Zaffy: Mom! No! I wasn’t yelling! <– she’s yelling here.
Me: Hmmm… you know, if I was accused of cutting in line when I didn’t cut in line, I might be pretty mad. I might feel like yelling.
Zaffy: Okay, I yelled. But I did it using my regular volume voice.
Tomorrow will be her bestest day everrr!
Let’s hope so! This particular day I’m writing about was last week. She’s been yelling at her regular volume voice several times a day since! It’s really similar to regular yelling, if you ask me.
Haha! Aw! It’s too funny how when you know your kids you can usually get to the truth…the real truth. I hope she has a better day tomorrow!
Right? Right!
I tell my kids daily that I know everything because I’m the “mom.” but they refuse to believe!
Darling! My four-year-old’s volume button must be broken because he’s always yelling, or at least talking really, really loud.
Kathy, did you ever see the movie Spinal Tap? Nigel’s amp can go up to eleven, unlike standard amps that go to ten. He wants to have the option of being “one” louder!
Too cute! She’s beautiful, by the way! I would love for you to come link up this post at the Mommy-Brain Mixer blog hop, which is happening right now! TONS of fun! http://two-in-diapers.blogspot.com/2012/08/mommy-brain-mixer-3.html. I hope to see you!
Cassie, thanks for stopping by! I’ll swing over!
Visiting from Bloggy Mom’s. Really like your blog and happy to be a new follower.
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Welcome! Will do!