The kids leave their clothes all over the house. So, when I saw a pair of girl’s underwear crumpled on the floor in the hallway, I wasn’t surprised. But I was annoyed.
I yelled from the hallway, toward the general vicinity where I thought the children might be. “Who left their underwear on the hallway floor?”
Zaffy yelled back from somewhere far away. “Not me, Mom! I’m wearing mine!”