Zaffy’s 13 Secrets About Boys

We’re moving. Which means I’m packing. On Monday, I packed some of the girls’ art supplies. Stuffed between some loose sheets of constructions paper, I found this booklet:

The Secret’s About

Boys By: Zaffy

I now present to you my seven-year-old daughter’s 13 beliefs about boys. Spelling intact.

  1. If Boy’s like you they try to bather you.
  2. Boy’s don’t communicat there feeling’s very well.
  3. Most Boy’s don’t know how to react aroud girls.
  4. Boy’s don’t think before they act.
  5. Boy’s are very playful.
  6. Most Boy’s are always in your way.
  7. Most Boy’s like you but don’t show it.
  8. Some Boy’s aren’t very good at math.
  9. Most Boy’s are always trying to help.
  10. Seretent Boy’s are mean and bossy
  11. Boy’s start to like you when you talk about Star Wars and otter Boy movies.
  12. Boy’s love good food.
  13. Boy’s like to play outdoors.