In the car, after the children spent some time with a babysitter:
Me: So, what did you guys do today?
Mgazi: We watched tv and played games.
Zaffy: We ate a snack.
Mgazi: I licked the bottom of Zaffy’s foot.
Me: Ew! What in the world? Why would you do something like that?
Mgazi: It tasted like apple juice.
Me: Mgazi, that’s disgusting.
Zaffy: I don’t know, Mom. I think it’s a compliment.