My Kids are Gross…They Disagree

In the car, after the children spent some time with a babysitter:

Me: So, what did you guys do today?

Mgazi: We watched tv and played games.

Zaffy: We ate a snack.

Mgazi: I licked the bottom of Zaffy’s foot.

Me: Ew! What in the world? Why would you do something like that?

Mgazi: It tasted like apple juice.

Me: Mgazi, that’s disgusting.

Zaffy: I don’t know, Mom. I think it’s a compliment.


4 insightful thoughts by 4 brilliant people

  1. Hahaha! This made my day! And of course it is a compliment! Once, when my nephew was still little enough to be carried in my arms he kissed me on my head and told me my hair tastes like an old book. I was too shocked to ask for info on how on earth does he know how an old book tastes like…

  2. I remember being in Camp Fire Girls when I was a kid. We were camping out and we made pancakes on these little stoves fashioned out of coffee cans. My friend, Jenny, said, YUCK, these pancakes taste like dirt. My Mom, who was a Camp Fire Girl Leader, said, Jenny, it’s too bad that you eat dirt.

    I thought my Mom was a genius.

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