Zaffron: Mommy, Mgazi is in the kissing family.
Mgazi: Be quiet! I am not!
Zaffron: She is too. It’s gross.
Mgazi: Ok. I’m in the kissing family. But only a little.
Me: I don’t get it. What’s the kissing family?
Mgazi: It’s a club where you have to kiss Vincent to get in.
Zaffron: Vincent created it.
Me: No kidding.
Mgazi: I didn’t have to kiss him though.
Me: Why not?
Mgazi: Because I’m friends with Sarah.
Zaffron: Oh, that makes sense.
Me: Really, Zaff? That makes sense to you? This whole conversation makes sense to you?
Zaffron: Of course. Why wouldn’t it?