Mgazi: Maya’s mom is going to get sex.
Me: Um what?
Mgazi: Maya’s mom. She told me she’s going to get sex.
Me: Honey, I don’t think that can be what she said.
Mgazi: Mommy! Listen to what I’m saying! She’s going to get bert! It’s going to be a boy.
Me: Oh! She’s going to give birth. Maya’s mom had sex and now she’s going to give birth to a baby boy!
Mgazi: That’s what I’ve been saying! Her tummy is this big!
Me: I can’t see you, honey, I’m driving the car.
Mgazi: THIS BIG! LOOK! THIS BIG!
Me: Mgazi! I’m driving the car! I can’t look at you right now.
Zaffy: Mom, Mgazi is saying that Maya’s mommy’s tummy is like three inches bigger than usual.
Mgazi: Yeah, she got a lot of sex.
I love how kids piece together information and put their own spin on it.
Me too! What’s funny is that Mgazi just went through her kindergarden sex ed class. Apparently we have to review some of the details for clarity!
Yikes — kindergarten sex ed class? That combination of words makes me chuckle!
Right, Cheryl? I know! And the gifts keep coming. The funny things they say when using the APPROPRIATE language crack me up daily!
I always get so nervous when the little ones use the word “sex”. You just never know what is coming after this.
And Zaffy saved the day again: “Maya’s mommy’s tummy is like three inches bigger than usual” haha
I hear ya!
LOL! Kids say the weirdest things.
Agreed! It’ll be a sad day for me when they stop!
Love this! Kids say the darnest things! I am not sure how I stumbled upon your blog, but I am glad that I did, I am your newest follower and look forward to coming back often!
Well, thanks, Kimbra! Happy to have you.
hilarious! it’s fascinating the way kids brains work!
Fascinating. Frightening. Same thing! *smile*
I love this! My little boy is two and he keeps asking me where my winky is-and why I don’t have one! Really enjoy your blog-I think I have all of these conversations to look forward to!