Maya’s Mom is Going to get Sex

In the car:

Mgazi: Maya’s mom is going to get sex.

Me: Um what?

Mgazi: Maya’s mom. She told me she’s going to get sex.

Me: Honey, I don’t think that can be what she said.

Mgazi: Mommy! Listen to what I’m saying! She’s going to get bert! It’s going to be a boy.

Me: Oh! She’s going to give birth. Maya’s mom had sex and now she’s going to give birth to a baby boy!

Mgazi: That’s what I’ve been saying! Her tummy is this big!

Me: I can’t see you, honey, I’m driving the car.

Mgazi: THIS BIG! LOOK! THIS BIG!

Me: Mgazi! I’m driving the car! I can’t look at you right now.

Zaffy: Mom, Mgazi is saying that Maya’s mommy’s tummy is like three inches bigger than usual.

Mgazi: Yeah, she got a lot of sex.

14 insightful thoughts by 14 brilliant people

  1. I always get so nervous when the little ones use the word “sex”. You just never know what is coming after this.
    And Zaffy saved the day again: “Maya’s mommy’s tummy is like three inches bigger than usual” haha :)

  2. Love this! Kids say the darnest things! I am not sure how I stumbled upon your blog, but I am glad that I did, I am your newest follower and look forward to coming back often!

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