The views and opinions expressed in this blog are mine and mine alone and do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of my family members, two of whom protest emphatically whenever I post something embarrassing about them. (Hey girls, my roof — my rules. Don’t like it? Get your own blog!)
The views and opinions expressed in this blog will most likely cause certain extended family members some dismay. I’ll consider myself lucky if this blog somehow manages to escape their notice.
Furthermore, the views and opinons expressed in this blog are likely not shared by the mangement or staff at my place of employment. The work and reputation of the nonprofit at which I am employed is stellar. I do not wish to embarrass or harm them in any way by anything irreverent that I may say. Seriously.
Last but not least, the views and opinons expressed in this blog are most definitely not shared by any parent who is not lazy.