Adoption
- Travel to Africa or Give Birth? It’s a Toss-Up!
- You Haven’t Arrived Until You’ve Been Hustled
- Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Banana?
- Skirts are not Required in the Constitution
- Surely, Game Park Lions Only Eat One Visitor at a Time?
- Dude, Where’s My Cow?
- Meeting Mgazi
- Personal Space? What Personal Space?
- Growing Love for my Daughter
- Never Get Between Mgazi and her Dinner
- Technology Woes
- Where’s the Fire?
- Crank Calling in Africa
- In Over My Head
- I don’t like you, Mommy
Families in the Loop
- All I Want for Christmas Is to Knock Out My Kid’s Two Front Teeth
- Parenting Fail: Feeling Like a Big Pile of “Sheet”
- Thoughtless Words Get Me Into Trouble (Again)
- Want to be a better mom? Leave the kids at home!
- I don’t like you, Mommy
Heavy on the Photos
- Bath Time Shenanigans
- Is it his Breath?
- Skirts are not Required in the Constitution
- Growing Love for my Daughter
- Zaffron can Sign “I’m a Sick Turkey.” Can You?
It's a "Big Thing"
- It’s a 2012 “Big Thing” – My First 5K
- It’s a 2012 “Big Thing” – I’m a Firewalker!
- It’s a 2012 “Big Thing” – I Unleashed My Power Within
- It’s a 2012 “Big Thing” – The Dalai Lama Talks Poop
- It’s a 2012 “Big Thing” – I Embrace the Crickets
- It’s a 2012 “Big Thing” – I Love My Flabby Arms
- It’s a 2012 “Big Thing” – I Fly (Yeah, in the Actual Sky!)
- It’s a 2012 “Big Thing” – I Deliver a Baby
- It’s a 2012 “Big Thing” – I Get High
- It’s a 2012 “Big Thing” – I get Published in a National Blog!
- It’s a 2012 “Big Thing” – I Dye My Hair Blue
- Solo Travel – Facing My Ferris Wheel Fear in Paris
- Our Final Anniversary
Mad Ramblings
- Travel to Africa or Give Birth? It’s a Toss-Up!
- You Haven’t Arrived Until You’ve Been Hustled
- Exactly How Many Cows Am I Worth?
- Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Banana?
- Skirts are not Required in the Constitution
- Surely, Game Park Lions Only Eat One Visitor at a Time?
- Dude, Where’s My Cow?
- Meeting Mgazi
- Personal Space? What Personal Space?
- Growing Love for my Daughter
- Never Get Between Mgazi and her Dinner
- Technology Woes
- Where’s the Fire?
- Crank Calling in Africa
- In Over My Head
- It’s a 2012 “Big Thing” – My First 5K
- It’s a 2012 “Big Thing” – I’m a Firewalker!
- Post-Paris Kristine
- It’s a 2012 “Big Thing” – I Unleashed My Power Within
- It’s a 2012 “Big Thing” – The Dalai Lama Talks Poop
- Holy Cow! Gazi Cut Out One of her Dreads!!!
- Dreadlock Carnage
- I’m a Shoddy Class Parent
- Ballet Class Ticks Me Off
- “Bad” Words at the Beach
- Jesus Loves Me More Than I Will Know
- It’s a 2012 “Big Thing” – I Embrace the Crickets
- Saving the World, One Karaoke Song at a Time
- Emergency Surgery for Dreadlocks
- True Blood vs. American Idol Part I: Backpedaling to Protect my Cover
- Yes, Zaffy, You Can Say the S-Word
- True Blood vs. American Idol Part 2: Which is More Damaging to Children?
- True Blood vs. American Idol Part 3: DAWG! There’s a Vampire in the House!
- It’s a 2012 “Big Thing” – I Fly (Yeah, in the Actual Sky!)
- Long Live Russell (or Daddy, You’re Not Dead Yet?)
- Café, Thé, ou Moi? Or in English: Why I Love French Waiters
- I’m 42 and Not Diggin’ It
- Commiserating about Tattle Tales
- Coffee Affirmations
- It’s a 2012 “Big Thing” – I Deliver a Baby
- The Old People Mafia is After My Husband
- Love Yourself Like Your Life Depends On It <– 10 Reasons to Read this Book Now!
- Retro Post – Trapped at 30,000 Feet!
- Retro Post – Be Still My Beating Heart, I’m in Love!
- Strategically Ignoring My Children Since 2005…
- You Gotta Respect the Whiners
- 100 Things You Probably Don’t Know About Me
- Zombies vs. Birth Control
- I Know a Sucker When I See One… in the Mirror
- All I Want for Christmas Is to Knock Out My Kid’s Two Front Teeth
- Zaffron’s in Love… Again
- Parenting Fail: Feeling Like a Big Pile of “Sheet”
- Thoughtless Words Get Me Into Trouble (Again)
- The Twelve Days of Christmas – Mommy Juice Style
- I Had A Vision… And it Came True!
- One Minute of Peace — That’s All I Ask
- Bladder Betrayal
- Want to be a better mom? Leave the kids at home!
- All Signs Point To Old
- Dear Russell, don’t be mad…
- I don’t like you, Mommy
- Solo Travel – Facing My Ferris Wheel Fear in Paris
- Our Final Anniversary
- I’m Coming Out on Facebook
My Funny Kids
- We Don’t Bite our Mommies!
- Zaffy Envies Squirty the Elephant
- Zaffy’s a Ratta Tooter
- Bedtime Math
- Bedtime Excuses
- Zaffy the Weather Girl
- Bedtime Love
- I Smell Like What?
- More Complaints from the Back Seat of the Car
- More Complaints from Bed
- Fuzzy Apples
- Zaffron Digs Writers
- Be Not Afraid
- When Are We Going to Get a Chicken?
- More Yelling From Bed
- Mgazi Wants a New Sister
- Zaffy Contemplates a New Sister
- If You Know the Answer, Why Are You Asking the Question?
- Mgazi’s Cookie Sucks
- Where is Super Nanny When You Need Her?
- Banana Whine
- Don’t Forget Your Grandparents Are Dead!
- Mgazi Kicks Judy Garland’s Butt
- Hello Kitty, Is That Your Final Answer?
- A Lazy Parent Explains the Word “Sexy”
- My White Daughter Teaches her Japanese Friends how to Dreadlock Hair
- Zaffy’s Kool-Aid Hair
- Granny Panties Go in this Pile
- Zaffy’s Strategy for Not Getting Pregnant
- It’s Vodka Not Vodika
- Mgazi Thinks Hot People are Friendlier
- Did That Wall Just Hit My Car?
- Mgazi Says She’s Pregnant
- How to Confuse A Genius
- Mgazi Wants to Go It Alone
- “We’re THIS Funny” Or “Russell Gets No Respect”
- Mgazi Wants Her Own “Partment”
- Zaffron’s Latest Worstest Day Ever
- Who’s Missing Their Underwear?
- Will Love Myself for Food
- I Kill Innocent Creatures — And Then They Cry.
- Mommy, Why Did You Crush My Fingers in the Car Door?
- If She’s Pretty, Then She’s Not Me
- It’s Mummy Juice… Literally!
- Mom, You’re a B.M.
- From Manslaughter to Homicide…
- Zaffron’s Leary of Mitt Romney
- That’s Right! I am the Bossity Boss.
- Zaffy’s 13 Secrets About Boys
- It’s a 2012 “Big Thing” – I get Published in a National Blog!
- All I Want for Christmas Is to Knock Out My Kid’s Two Front Teeth
- Mgazi Puts Her Foot Down
- Need Last Minute Gift Ideas? How About a Deadly but Curable Disease?
- Zaffy’s Got Sticker Envy
- My Kids are Gross…They Disagree
- Liar, Liar, Does Anyone Smell Smoke?
- Something to Sink Your Teeth Into
- Don’t You Hate it When You Pee on Your Hand?
- One Minute of Peace — That’s All I Ask
- Mgazi Requests Her Privacy… in Writing
- Zaffron Levies a Bathroom Tax
- Outwitted by Kiddie Logic No More
- Maya’s Mom is Going to get Sex
- The Unraveling of Me
- Mgazi Uses Her Connections
- Coco is Dead. Long Live Coco.
- What Happens When The Kids Try To Break Into My Phone
- Glad I’m Paying for those Karate Lessons
- I don’t like you, Mommy
- Is Wine Allowed in 3rd Grade?
Retro Post
- Retro Post – Trapped at 30,000 Feet!
- Retro Post – I was Scammed by Ponce de Leon
- Retro Post – Be Still My Beating Heart, I’m in Love!
- Retro Post – Later Than Night…
- Retro Post – Oh, Susanna, Don’t You Cry for Me (in Korea)
- Retro Post – Stinkers Trying to Steal Things
- Retro Post – Wrapping Up in South Korea
There's Video!
- Be Not Afraid
- It’s a 2012 “Big Thing” – My First 5K
- It’s a 2012 “Big Thing” – I’m a Firewalker!
- It’s a 2012 “Big Thing” – The Dalai Lama Talks Poop
- Ballet Class Ticks Me Off
- “Bad” Words at the Beach
- It’s a 2012 “Big Thing” – I Embrace the Crickets
- Saving the World, One Karaoke Song at a Time
- It’s a 2012 “Big Thing” – I Love My Flabby Arms
- It’s a 2012 “Big Thing” – I Fly (Yeah, in the Actual Sky!)
- 100 Things You Probably Don’t Know About Me
- It’s a 2012 “Big Thing” – I Get High
- Solo Travel – Facing My Ferris Wheel Fear in Paris
- I’m Coming Out on Facebook
Wine Recommendations
- We Don’t Bite our Mommies!
- I Smell Like What?
- Banana Whine
- Don’t Forget Your Grandparents Are Dead!
- It’s a 2012 “Big Thing” – I’m a Firewalker!
- Dreadlock Carnage
- Ballet Class Ticks Me Off
- Zaffy’s Strategy for Not Getting Pregnant
- Did That Wall Just Hit My Car?
- It’s a 2012 “Big Thing” – I Love My Flabby Arms
- I Kill Innocent Creatures — And Then They Cry.
- From Manslaughter to Homicide…
- Something to Sink Your Teeth Into